🎉💥 BREAKING: Adobe Tries to Make "Photoshop Mobile" a THING and the Internet is Like "Nah fam" 🤡💀🔥 So, let’s talk Adobe Photoshop Mobile 🖼️... like the kid in class that *really* wants to be the next meme god but ends up being the kid who juggles pencils. 📝😩 Back in the day, Photoshop was basically the Zeus of editing — throwing thunderbolts on your selfies. Now it’s like that awkward cousin at the family reunion who shows up with a mobile app and you’re just like, “Bruh, who asked?” 🦾 Adobe's pitch: “Everything you can do on desktop, but, like, mobile!” Yeah right! No cap, if I wanted to squeeze my edits in between scrolling TikTok and dodging my responsibilities, I’d just use my grandma’s flip phone. 🍕📱 📉 Developers probably sipping their overpriced lattes saying “We’re activating user creativity!” like it’s a new stonk 🚀 – but let’s be real: it’s giving “this is fine” vibes. 🔥💰 **Leaked Dev Quote**: “We thought simplifying things would be a flex, turns out nobody wants to flex when they’re just trying to cut out their ex from a pic.” So, here’s your unhinged prediction: Adobe Photoshop Mobile will turn into an NFT marketplace for blown-up images of your pet. Hold my drink, I’m calling it! 💸💀🔥 #PhotoshopWhat?