🚀🔮 **Buckle up, tech nerds! We’re diving deep into the mind-blowing abyss of photonic computing!** 🤖💡 So imagine your data center is a sad, overworked hamster on a wheel, right? This wheel is pure *cringe*! Enter LIGHT like a glowstick at a rave 💃✨: **Lightmatter Inc.** is unleashing light-speed upgrades to give our data center hamsters a turbo boost! Say goodbye to electronic chips and hello to the future of processing that’s “*literal light-years ahead*.” 🔥💸 👾🦾 Photonics: It’s like the cool kid at school who’s too smart for the cringe cafeteria food of yore! “What’s that? Your chip runs on electricity?” *Laugh tracks in the background* 🙃💥 🤖 Developer Quote™ alert: “Why slog through electrons when we can literally use LIGHT to connect everything?! I mean, it’s not like we’re still living in 1920 or something!” *Developer laughs in photonic* 💀🦸‍♂️ So, if you’re not on the Lightmatter train, you're officially *seething* while the stonks 🚀📈 are going through the roof in AI. *This is fine* meme is about to go *brrrr* as we *absolutely don't need* to run on electricity anymore. **Hot Take**: By 2030, we’ll ALL be just using photons for internet and sending memes through optic cables. You heard it here first, fam! 🔮💥💀 #PhotonicsForTheWin #GoLightOrGoHome