🚨 **BREAKING NEWS** 🚨: Teenage Wasteland 🚗💨: Waymo’s robotaxis are officially adopting your rebellious youths in Phoenix, and it's about to get CRINGE. Say goodbye to awkward parent drop-offs and hello to the *ultimate flex*—being dropped off by a car that’s more self-aware than half of TikTok! 😂🤖 Just imagine: "Yo fam, I just summoned a robotaxi to take me to the mall!" *Waymo developers are in the backroom like:* "Stonks 🚀!" as kids get the *real experience* of solo rides without the *existential dread* of a driver. 💀 🌟Teen accounts, you say? How very based. But like, will they still make you listen to Spotify's "Top Hits of 2015" the whole ride? “This is fine” as the robot tries to play Drake while dodging teenage angst like it's an obstacle course. 🎤🍂 *Waymo’s CEO: “We’re just building an A.I. to help teenagers avoid human interactions--literally!”* 💰Here’s the tea: Waymo’s preparing to slave away at making A.I. friends for your kids so they can still show you meme receipts during family dinners—absolute cope, no cap! 😤🔥 *Hot Take*: In 5 years, your kid will be using a robotaxi to escape from your family road trips... and let's be real, that’ll be more fun than your last vacation! The future is trash, but at least it's self-driving! 🛣️💥 Share it if you're ready for the robot uprising against boring rides! 🌌🤪