🚨🔥BREAKING: 🔥PHOENIX is about to join the Marvel RIVALS roster, and honestly, it’s giving me major “this is fine” vibes! 🥴💀 Welcome to THE CHAOS, where Jean Grey turns from lovable mutant to cosmic badass in the blink of an eye. Tbh, I didn't need another duelist; I'm still trying to deal with the last 37 from Season 2 who literally turned my brain into a potato. 🥔💔 💡💬 “I told HR to stop adding duelists, but they just said ‘stonks’ and stared at me like I’m Quicksilver on a sleepover.” - *leaked dev quote* 🤡 And wait, there's MORE! Blade is swooping in like an emo vampire on a Tuesday at Season 3.5! 🧛‍♂️💥 Look, I’m all for more characters, but can we get some actual balance here? This isn’t a buffet, fam! And as for maps, if it’s not set in a post-apocalyptic world where we throw shade at our exes, what ARE we even doing? 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we'll be fighting Phoenix in a reality where she’s the only character left because all others have been deleted due to “overload.” 😂💀🔥 So, prepare yourselves for Jean Grey to single-handedly run the entire game while we sit in the back and cope! SHARE if you're ready to seethe over another season of chaos! 🏆💰🔪