🚨💥 BREAKING: Phoebe Gates & Sophia Kianni just dropped the *ultimate* Gen Z playbook for AI shopping at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, and it's hotter than a TikTok dance trend! 🔥🕺💸 Spoiler alert: These two co-founders are about to revolutionize your online shopping experience like it's the final boss level in a video game. 🕹️💀 "Scaling consumer AI" sounds fancy, but we all know it really means getting you to impulse buy *three* pairs of shoes like a stonks meme on crack! 📈👟 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: "If I see one more Gen Zer TikTok-ing while buying AI-generated sweatpants, I might just retire at the ripe age of 21." 🤖🚫 Gen Z? You’re about to be living in a world where your shopping cart is more AI-dedicated than a cat video during peak hours. 🐱📺 This is fine, right? 😂 So, how do they plan to win? By smartly serving ads that say, "YOLO, you NEED this" right as you're contemplating life choices at 2 AM. 😅💸 FR FR, you'll be joining that 3 am shopping spree like, “This is a vibe!" 🚀 Unhinged Prediction: By the end of 2025, shopping will be fully controlled by AI. We’ll all just be sitting in our rooms, waiting for our AI to suggest which *non-existing* trend we should all follow next. 🤡💰 Better register for that conference before your entire life becomes an AI-driven meme! Share this chaos NOW! 📢🔥