🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Philo just decided to flex its muscles 💪💼 and add HBO Max to its core plan while simultaneously pulling a "gotcha, bro" move with a price hike! 💸💔 😂 So basically, they're handing you a slice of that sweet HBO Max cake 🍰 but charging you full price for the calories! I mean, what’s next? “By the way, now it’s $50/month for the privilege to see *Game of Thrones* again?” 👀🔥 🗣️ *Leaked conversation between Philo developers:* Dev 1: "How can we make more money?" 💰 Dev 2: "Just toss in HBO Max! Who cares if it costs more?" 🤡 Dev 1: "Genius! We'll call it a 'value add'!" 🤯 *Drake pointing meme* - "When you realize you’re paying MORE for the same basic cable experience." 📺💀 Customers be like: “This is fine.” 😳🔥 Nope. It's not fine, Karen, it’s cringe af. *Stonks meme* – it’s like investing in a sinking ship with a fancy VR headset. 🤖🛳️ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: If this keeps up, Philo will start adding *exclusive* ads featuring baby Yoda to make up for the price hike! 🙈💔 Get ready to pay $99/month for the ultimate nostalgia while watching your bank account cry! 💔💸 #NoCap #WhatWereTheyThinking