🎉💡 Hold onto your butts, tech fam! Because Philips just dropped the **Hue Bridge Pro** for a staggering $99 🚀, because who doesn’t want to pay top dollar for pretty lights? 💸💩 I mean, that’s the same price as a fancy dinner 🥂🍽️, but hey, those vibes are *immaculate,* right? 🤡🔥 📦 AND WAIT, there’s more! They’re introducing the **Essential bulbs** starting at just $25 - sounds like a budget win, until you realize you still need the Bridge Pro so your overpriced bulbs can actually do anything. 😅💔 #Stonks? More like #Honked. 👀 Overheard at the Philips dev conference: “How many light bulbs can we sell to people who think TikTok dances are worth spending 💰 on?” (actual quote, probably). 😂 I've got a hot take: THIS IS FINE 🔥 - I predict the 'Essential' bulb will now be the hottest trend among meme lords desperate to flex their “smart home” setups. 🤖💡🚀 Imagine this: your entire feed lit by $25 bulbs while you watch your bank account vanish into the Abyss of Smart Tech 🔥💀. So if someone offers you a Hue Bridge Pro, remember: *always* ask if they accept LED lighting as payment! 🤷‍♂️💸 #BlessedOrStressed