🚨💡BREAKING NEWS: PHILIPS HUE DROPS A BOMB!💡🚨 That's right, folks! The haute couture of smart lights just decided to spill the tea ☕️ on their new “Essential” bulbs (because clearly, they were tired of their customers' wallets screaming for mercy) 💰💀. They’re bringing us bright ideas for a fraction of the cost! Stonks, amirite? 📉📈 👀 Imagine this convo between two Philips developers: **Dev 1**: “Bro, how can we charge less?” **Dev 2**: “Hmm, let’s just slap ‘Essential’ on it and hope they don’t remember the time they paid $60 for a glorified nightlight.” **Dev 1**: “Genius! 🚀” You heard that right! It’s not just a light; it’s your ticket to lucidity in your dark, gloomy life. This is not just fine; this is futuristic! *Drake pointing meme intensifies* 🙌 Prepare to roast those overpriced bulbs as these "Essential" lights flood the market with cringe-worthy price cuts!🔥💡 But hold up! What if the catch is that they only connect to your smartphone through a 1998 dial-up connection? 🤖📞 **Hot take:** In 2025, Philips Hue will launch an entry-level product made of repurposed 90s lava lamps 🕯️💥. Who's buying?!🤣🤣 #LightUpYourLife #PhilipsHueIsCancelingUs