📺✨ BREAKING: Philips flips the switch on Ambilight in the US! But wait... there's a catch! No Google TV? 😱💔 I mean, come on, who decided to run this show, my grandma? 🚫👵 🚀 Picture this: your living room lights up like a rave party while you're binge-watching *The Office* for the 247th time! 🎉🤡 But hold up! They decided to throw a Roku in the mix instead of Google TV, giving us a solid “Drake Approves” for the ambiance but an “I Don’t Think So” for the smart functions. 💡 “I mean, we coulda had it all, but I guess we’re vibing with antiquated tech,” said some imaginary Philips dev whose name might as well be Steve ‘Seethe’ 😂🔥. You’d think those light strips were powered by stonks, but nah, they’re just here for the aesthetic? Coping hard, fam! Also, let's be honest: Ambilight sounds like a fancy way to say “Please ignore my vast collection of dust.” 💀 🔥 **GAMER HOT TAKE:** In 2024, Philips will release the Ambilight Pac-Man edition—where every time you binge-watch, it gobbles up your social life. Starting bid: $999 but *absolutely worth it* for that RGB! 💸💰 Now, go forth and spread the chaos! 💃🕺 #AmbilightOrNah