🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS! 💥🚨 Phil Spencer ain't going no where, fam! Microsoft just issued a FULL-THROTTLE deny on the *whispers* that our beloved Xbox overlord was hangin' up his controller. 🕹️🤡 So, there was some chatter from the "Call of Duty leaker" (seriously, who even listens to those guys anymore? 😂). The rumor claimed Phil was gonna retire after the next-gen Xbox. LOL, I can't EVEN! 💀👀 Talk about a 403: Access Denied on that retirement plan! Kari Perez, Xbox's hype master, straight-up said, “Phil is not retiring anytime soon.” Like, they might as well have added *“shut up and cope”* at the end. 🤓💅 Meanwhile, Frank Shaw tried to calm the *seethe* on X (former Twitter), saying part of the rumor is just straight-up fabric softener. 😂 Phil's been at the Xbox helm since 2014! I mean, this dude's basically the dad of Xbox—doing dad things like “no retirement for you” and “new consoles in the garage.” 🏠💪 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: WATCH OUT—next thing you know, Microsoft’s gonna announce Phil is actually immortal and is launching a *Phil Spencer NFT* where you can buy his soul for stonks! 🚀💰 Share if you're here for a world where Phil Spencer NEVER retires! #GamerReality #StonksToTheMoon 🚀✨