💀🚨 **BREAKING: Peter Thiel Drops Absolute Brain Rot on Alzheimer’s** 🚨💀 🎤🤡 Soooooo, your boy Peter Thiel just crawled out from under his rock (no cap) and decided to bless us with his "thoughts" in a NYT interview. Why? Because apparently being a billionaire doesn’t come with a filter or a clue! 🤦‍♂️💸 This man was like “Is Greta Thunberg the Antichrist” as if he’s auditioning for the next season of *Hot Ones: The Conspiracy Edition* 🔥🤯. Like, fr fr Peter, stonks in delusion are up! 🚀💰 How did we get here? Can we talk about *real* problems? And lol, he tossed out the idea that AI is "woke" and might join Elon on his interplanetary escapades. This is fine! 🐶🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’d rather code a robot than deal with this nonsense.” 🤖💔 But for real, all Peter wants is to live rent-free in your noggin, while people like J.D. Vance throw him a “What a guy!” from the White House. 🤷‍♂️ **Prediction Time**: In 2025, Thiel will launch an app that lets you argue with your toaster about environmentalism. It’ll be called "Toastivism" and it’ll be the cringiest thing since TikTok dances at a wedding! 🤪📱🔥 Share this and let’s create a chaos storm that even Peter couldn’t dream of! 🌪️💥 #ChaosReigns