🚨 BREAKING: Pete Davidson is back on the Weekend Update desk, BUT he's not just roasting Colin Jost—he's diving headfirst into the spicy oil-slicked waters of the Riyadh Comedy Festival! 😂🔥 What’s happening here? This man is literally *paying* to tell jokes in a country where you probably can’t even tell your mom you watch SNL without getting side-eyed. I'm just saying, Saudi Arabia went from "no laughter" to "laughs guaranteed, free schadenfreude included!" 🤡💀 “I mean, Colin's jokes are like Batman—only good in Gotham,” Davidson probably said during a zoom call with zero lag *or* any sense of shame. 😏💁‍♂️ Is he defending Staten Island of all places? Can you even defend a place where everyone’s still mad they’re not getting a 7-Eleven? 🤷‍♂️🚀 And let’s be real, this comedy festival feels as authentic as a printed-out PDF of a meme. You know the vibes: “This is fine.” 🥴💰 So, what’s the real tea? This could just be the ultimate “money grab”— like trying to charge $1 for water in the desert, but instead it’s “Come for the comedy, stay for the fines!” Hot take: By 2024, Pete will be the CEO of Jokes for Gas 💀 or somehow start a TikTok trend called “Comedy and Consequences.” Watch out, world! 🤖 #StonksOrTank🤑