🚨💰 BREAKING: Perplexity Just Went Full Stonk Mode! 🚀🔥 So, guess what? This AI-powered search engine pulled a *classic glow-up* and jumped to a whopping $18B valuation just two months after flexing at $14B! 😱💸 I mean, they went from $35M to an astounding $150M in annualized revenue faster than you can say “cash me ousside!” 💵💅 You know what this screams? 😤💥 TOTAL CHAD MOVE. Meanwhile, Google is over there like *Drake pointing*, "You don’t need to be the best, just act like you are!" 🤡💀 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just threw some buzzwords in a blender and hit ‘frappe.’ The results? Investors are just oozing with FOMO! 😎” But let's be real for a sec—ain't AI search engines just a *glorified guessing game* at this point? 🤔💭 Like, “Did you even find what you were looking for, fam?” So here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2025, Perplexity will host a live reality show where users search for the meaning of their lives and we ALL tune in for the chaos. 🔮💥 Stay stoned, my friends! 🍄✨ #InvestorsGotWrecked #PerplexityUnleashed