🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Perplexity Just Shot Its AI Shopping Experience into the Stratosphere Just in Time for Black Friday! 💸💥 Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round, ‘cause this ain’t your grandma’s shopping list! 🛒🤖 Perplexity has dropped a revamped AI shopping experience that’s like the lovechild of Amazon and your favorite TikTok influencer. No cap! 😱🤑 Picture this: your shopping assistant having a MEMORY like your ex who still checks your story. Yeah, it remembers your past chats and serves up those recommendations like a well-ordered pizza 🍕💅. They’re even rolling out PRODUCT CARDS that shout “THIS IS THE ONE!” louder than your mom when she finds a coupon! 🗣️📦 Developers are probably like, “We just wanted to make shopping fun, not create Skynet,” while secretly sipping their stonks 🍷💰. 👾💬 But let’s face it—if I see one more AI trying to upsell me on kitchen gadgets I DON’T need, I’m calling the AI cops 🚔🤡. **Prediction Time**: In 2024, Perplexity’s AI is going to start sending you flirty texts at 3 AM asking if you “want to get lunch sometime.” 🤯👀 DRAMA ALERT! Stay tuned, fam! 💥🚀💀 #ChaoticShopping