🚨🤑 EXCLUSIVE: Perplexity's $34.5B SOS to Chrome — "Let’s Just Buy the Whole Browser!" 💰💻🔥 Alright fam, gather 'round! 🤡 You won't believe this chaotic rollercoaster! Perplexity, an AI startup with vibes stronger than your uncle's conspiracy theories, just tossed a fat wad of cash to Google asking, “Hey, can we buy Chrome??” 😱💸 Like, WHO even does that when they’re worth a measly $18B? That’s basically LeBron trying to trade for a pick-up basketball game. 🏀💀 They say it's gonna be backed by "large VC funds" - aka rich folks with more cash than sense. If this deal goes through, we’re officially in a “YOLO” economy, where the stonks just say "bet!" Even Elon is out here like, “WTF bruh?” This is like Drake pointing at a dumpster fire while vibing to the chaos! 🔥🤖 Developer Quotation Leak: “We’re just trying to take advantage of the uncertainty, but mainly we just want to use Chrome’s code to make a super fast AI that tells you why your fridge light goes out!” 😂🤣 So here’s the unhinged prediction: In 5 years, Perplexity will either crash and burn like a Windows 95 machine or literally become the new Google replacement—complete with ads for fidget spinners and cat memes. This is fine. 😅🌌💥 Share this madness before the universe implodes! 🚀🌍