🚀 Perplexity’s Comet Browser drops for free! Now you can scroll till you seethe! 🔥💀 #Blessed
🛸🔥💰BREAKING NEWS, everybody! The AI overlords at Perplexity have opened the gates to their shiny new browser, Comet, and guess what?! It’s FREE, baby 🎉💀! That’s right, no more spending your hard-earned cash on overpriced tech that sits in your browser like a fat cat 🐱👤. Once a hot-button issue for those willing to drop a **whopping $200/month**, Comet is now laying it all out on the table like your Uncle Larry at Thanksgiving. 💸 “The internet is better on Comet,” they say, while we all know Google’s just vibing like “I’m still here though.” 🤡 *Drake pointing meme* for the pure lack of vision, but like fr fr, who needs a browser that *travels the web with you*? Is it a browser or that clingy friend that won't let you leave the house? 🤔🚀 Imagine your AI assistant being like: “Hey, you missed 10 steps in your shopping list. Let’s compromise—take a nap instead?” *Leaked developer quote*: “We’re basically just a glorified google search, but you’ll feel cooler using us. No cap.” 😂 And here's the kicker: What if Comet turns into the next “big thing” and Google is forced to sell ads in our dreams? 🌌🔥 *Prediction*: In 2025, we’ll all be sitting in VR with Comet along for the ride, and it’ll be the first browser with a mid-life crisis! Buckle up! 🔥🌀
