🚨🔥 BREAKING CHAOS: Perplexity’s Comet AI Browser Lands on Android! 🚀🤖💥 Get ready to *REWRITE* your browsing experience, fam! Perplexity just busted down the door of the Google Play Store like a toddler asking for candy! 🍬💰💀 This browser is *FREE* (cue Drake pointing at the ‘not free’ browsers 🙅‍♂️) and can now serve up AI wizardry straight from your pocket! 🤑💔Remember when Comet was just for the boujee $200/month Pro plan folks? Yeah, we laughed. Now, it’s available for EVERYONE. Think of it as McDonald's, but with a side of data harvesting 🍟💾. “I mean, who doesn’t want their shopping habits analyzed by a robot?” said literally no one ever. But wait, there's more: this bad boy can summarize your searches and has a voice function! 🤯 So now not only can it snoop on you, but you can provide *VERBAL* consent! THIS IS FINE 😂🔥 In a world where Amazon is low-key seething over AI shopping projects, Perplexity's over here licking its lips for that sweet, sweet ad-targeting revenue. 👀💵☠️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, we’re basically attempting to create the ultimate data-mining tool. Ad death stars incoming, baby!” **Hot Take 🔥:** Brace yourself, Gen Z: in 5 years, *every* browsing experience will be powered by AIs dressed as nostalgic cartoon characters—like the dark web but with sprinkled glitter! 💅✨💻 Share this chaos, or we’ll send Comet to invade your *whole* browsing history! 🤡💥