🚨💥BREAKING TECH CHAOS ALERT!💥🚨 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Perplexity is crashing into your browser like a cat meme on a Monday morning! 🐱💻 Their new Comet AI browser just dropped like it’s 1999, and guess what? IT'S FREEEE! 🤑 That’s right—no subscription, no payments, just pure ✨SPACE MAGIC✨🚀! Now, while everyone and their grandma's smartphone is out here rockin' Chrome and Safari like it's too lit to quit, Comet is swooping in with a **new "background assistant"** that’s basically an unpaid intern except *it’s AI!* 🤖💪 Imagine multitasking like you’re in a TikTok dance challenge while simultaneously Googling how to fix your life. 💃🕺 🗣️ "Bro, who needs sleep when you have Comet?!" - An imaginary dev probably. 😂 No cap, this browser is about to revolutionize procrastination. All the paid users gonna be flexing on us with their *exclusive features*, but let’s be real, watching them cope while we’re just vibing for free is the real *stonk*! 📈💰 🔥🧠 Here's the hot take: in exactly 32 days, Comet will be selling ads to fund their "background assistant,” and it’ll be more invasive than your nosy relative at Thanksgiving. Mark my words! Or as the kids say, *this is fine*. 💀✨ Share this chaos or prepare to be haunted by the ghost of the Internet’s past! 👻💾