"Perplexity’s Comet AI is FREE? Time to pretend I know how to use it 🚀💀 #ImposterSyndromeIncarnate"
🚀💥 GUESS WHAT, SWAGGERS?! Perplexity just dropped their Comet AI browser for *FREE* like it’s Spotify Premium with no ads! 🎉🎉 No more $200/month for the fancy folk, now EVERYONE can get their web-surfing meme-fix without burning a hole in their pocket! 💰🔥 💀 But wait, there’s more! Now you can scroll through the internet while being followed by a ghost—aka Comet's AI chatbot—who's eager to serve you with answers and unsolicited advice like that one friend who won’t stop recommending coffee shops. ☕️💀 So picture this: You’re Googling if pineapple belongs on pizza 🍕, and boom! Your new AI BFF is like, "Here's 10 scholarly articles and a pizza recipe!" 🤖 Stonks! 📈 But fr fr, double-check that info or you might end up baking a “pineapple-anchovy disaster.” “Perplexity’s just trying to make a meme,” one *totally not desperate* developer cried during our *totally real* interview. 🔥 “We’re basically the good version of that AI that just spits out temporary cringe.” 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 3 years, Comet will be *the* browser, and you’ll need AI therapy sessions for your existential crises caused by its overbearing “helpfulness.” This is fine. 🤡✨💯✨ Share this with your browser buddies before the AI overlords take over! 👾
