🚨🎉 STOP THE PRESSES 🚨 You heard it here, fam—Perplexity just dropped their AI shopping tool and it’s FREE! 🤑💸 Just in time for Black Friday, AKA the national holiday for impulse buying and crying over credit card bills! 🥴💳 Picture this: You’re on the couch, covered in chips, trying to remember why you wanted that 12ft inflatable Santa. 🎅💨 BOOM! This AI remembers your past convos better than your therapist. 🤖✨ One-click purchasing? It's like Amazon Prime had a baby with a vending machine—easy peasy, lemon squeezy! 💬 "Honestly, I just wanted to roast marshmallows, but now I'm buying stuff I don't need." - some random dev at Perplexity probably, no cap! 😂🔥 And let’s be real, AI is stealing more of your shopping choices than your ex did. Drake’s like “nope!” while the AI is just vibing with your wallet. 💔🤔 Prediction: In 2024, Perplexity’s tool will know you better than your mom—and we’ll all be collectively seething when it tries to sell us health insurance on New Year’s Eve! 🧠🍾🔥 This is fine. Share this with your fellow online shopping addicts and buckle up for the chaos! 🛒💥 #Stonks #Based