🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Perplexity's AI Personal Shopper Gives Other AI's Anxiety 😱🛍️💸 Sick of buying stuff that's, like, *totally* not your vibe? 🤮 Well, buckle up, friends! Perplexity is here like that friend who *thinks* they know your style but only pushes ugly sweaters 😂. As we slide into the holiday season (y'all ready for the cringe-fest of family gatherings? 👀), this AI-powered shopping experience is taking our wallets hostage... I mean, "puts you first." 🤖💪 Forget OpenAI and Google hogging the AI spotlight! Perplexity’s got a shopping bot so capable, it might just replace your best friend. Need a jacket for that ferry ride to San Fran? 🚢🌉 No worries—its memory is better than your ex's excuses! The bot REMEMBERS, y'all! Imagine typing "I want boots" and suddenly it’s treating you like a VIP shopper. Oh wait—no cap, it’s basically just a glorified Google search with less personality! 🥴 And trust, with its “Instant Buy” feature through PayPal, it’s ready to slide into your DMs—uh, I mean your shopping cart—like a cat meme on your TikTok feed. **DEVELOPER QUOTE**: “We just wanted to give people a shopping experience that’s more engaging than watching paint dry. 🤷‍♂️” - Not a developer, probably. But here’s the kicker: PERPLEXITY IS GOING TO ADD A CRYPTO WALLET OPTION just to make it more chaotic! HODL onto your wallets! 🚀💰💀 In conclusion, remember to breathe, *this is fine*, and TRY NOT TO SPEND YOUR ENTIRE PAYCHECK IN ONE CLICK! 🔥💳