🔥💀 BREAKING: Perplexity's $34.5 BILLION Cringe-Fest to Steal Google Chrome’s Lunch Money! 🍔👿 Hold up, fam! 🚨 You heard it here first: Perplexity, the underdog that makes David vs. Goliath look like a Sunday picnic, just hit us with a wild bid of $34.5 BILLION for Google Chrome! Like, bro, who let the budget get this high? 😱💸 Imagine this convo in the Perplexity boardroom: **Developer 1:** "How do we compete with Goliath?" **Developer 2:** “$34.5 B, easy! Just slap a meme sticker on it—instant user base!” 😂 They're rolling deep with the “seriousness” of this move like the kid who picks a fight with the school bully but still can’t tie his shoes. 🤡💨 And fr fr, what do they plan to do? Replace Chrome’s search bar with a “thinking” emoji? 🤔 Or maybe update the browser to only play lo-fi beats while you download that one viral TikTok dance? 💃🎶 But low-key, if they pull this off, it'll be STONKS 🚀 for the meme economy! Get ready for memes on memes and a whole new world of “this is fine” as Google seethes in the corner. 🐸🔥 So here’s my unhinged prediction: In a plot twist, they unleash "PerplexChrome" that literally breaks the internet and makes browsers mute every time you try to visit a clickbait ad site. 👀💥💼 SHARE this if you still believe in chaotic tech dreams! 💖✌️