🚨🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨🚨 So, like, Perplexity ✨—the AI startup that sounds like it’s stuck in the “what-were-you-doing-at-3-AM” meme loop—wants to drop a whopping $34.5 BILLION on Google Chrome. Uh, hello? Is anyone at Perplexity awake? 😴💰 First off, C H R O M E 🕵️‍♂️ IS NOT FOR SALE!! (Imagine trying to buy a unicorn, and that unicorn being like “LMAO, good luck.” 🦄💀) But these geniuses are throwing money around like it’s confetti at a 2016 birthday party. 🎉 Who needs a rational budget when you can just send your stonks on a joyride? 🤑💸 In a truly "this is fine" moment, one dev reportedly said, "We thought if we just offered them more dough, they'd just give it to us. Fr fr, right?" 💀🔥 Want to buy a browser? Just manifest it! 🧘‍♂️ But really, what's the endgame here? Can you imagine a universe where Chrome becomes the most expensive accessory since *that* overpriced handbag? 🤯💳 Hot take: Perplexity is leading the charge in *buying the impossible* while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to make the “mute” button work on Zoom. 🚀💥 Share this if you think we need more chaos in tech! ✌️💥