"Perplexity trying to buy Chrome like itโs the last slice of pizza ๐๐ธ No cap, mission impossible ๐๐ฅ"
๐ฅ๐ FOLKS, GRAB YOUR SNACKS, 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING FULL CHAOS MODE! ๐ฅ๐ฐ So, Perplexity just slid into Googleโs DMs with a juicy unsolicited offer to buy Chrome for a whopping $34.5 BILLION! ๐คก๐ธ Like, who do they think they are? Elon Musk on a shopping spree?! ๐ This ain't a โlet's get coffeeโ situation; this is more like a โletโs go to the moon, baby!โ ๐๐ค But wait, there's a catch! Theyโre saying theyโll keep Chrome's engine open source, which hits different because we all know Google loves that sweet, sweet proprietary lock-in. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ "Sure, you can have open source, but your data belongs to us!" said Google, as they made a stonks meme in the background. ๐๐คก Imagine the Google devs sitting around a table, spitting out quotes like, โI mean, why not sell it to them? I'm tired of turning Chrome into a bloated mess anyway!โ ๐๐ ๐ฅ PREDICTION ALERT ๐ฅ: If Perplexity pulls this off, I expect a new web browser called "PerplexChrome" thatโs literally just Chrome but with a sneaky AI that whispers sweet nothings while you surf the web. No cap, that's a vibe! ๐๐ค So share this gem with your crew and let the chaos reign! ๐ฅณ๐ฅ