💥🚀 FOLKS, GRAB YOUR SNACKS, 'CAUSE WE'RE GOING FULL CHAOS MODE! 🔥💰 So, Perplexity just slid into Google’s DMs with a juicy unsolicited offer to buy Chrome for a whopping $34.5 BILLION! 🤡💸 Like, who do they think they are? Elon Musk on a shopping spree?! 😂 This ain't a “let's get coffee” situation; this is more like a “let’s go to the moon, baby!” 🌕🤑 But wait, there's a catch! They’re saying they’ll keep Chrome's engine open source, which hits different because we all know Google loves that sweet, sweet proprietary lock-in. 🏴‍☠️ "Sure, you can have open source, but your data belongs to us!" said Google, as they made a stonks meme in the background. 📈🤡 Imagine the Google devs sitting around a table, spitting out quotes like, “I mean, why not sell it to them? I'm tired of turning Chrome into a bloated mess anyway!” 😂💀 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT 🔥: If Perplexity pulls this off, I expect a new web browser called "PerplexChrome" that’s literally just Chrome but with a sneaky AI that whispers sweet nothings while you surf the web. No cap, that's a vibe! 🌊🤖 So share this gem with your crew and let the chaos reign! 🥳💥