🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: *Perplexity is about to make your shopping experience even MORE confusing! 🙃💸* So, hold onto your wallets, fam! Perplexity AI is teaming up with PayPal (🥴) to unleash a "free agentic shopping product" next week. What does that even mean?!! 🤔💭 Is anyone else picturing a sentient shopping cart that has *better taste* than you? *Shudders* 📈 *Tired of the old shopping?* Well, get ready for a wild ride on the cringe train! 🚂💨 They say it's just in time for the holiday spending spree, so while you’re over here trying to figure out what "agentic" means, Perplexity is probably plotting to separate you from your💰. Stonks? More like *stink* stonks! 📉💀 And let’s not forget the *top-secret* developer convo that leaked from the Perplexity HQ: 🗣️💬 🌟 Developer 1: “Are we sure customers want machine intelligence to help them shop?” 🌟 Developer 2: “Bro, you ever seen a human pick shoes? We NEED this!” *This is fine.* 🔥🔥 Brace yourselves: my UNHINGED prediction? This "shopping product" is just gonna turn into another *algorithmic nightmare*. Expect suggestions for catnip and 48-piece kitchen sets when you just wanted a toaster. 🤡💥 *Capiche?* Get ready to ride the chaos wave, my friends! 🍕🚀