🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: THE ADS THAT NEVER WERE!💥🚨 So, gather 'round, fam. The head of advertising at Perplexity, Taz Patel, has hit the eject button after just NINE MONTHS — that's shorter than my last relationship, fr fr! 💔💨 Rumor has it, the ad biz pulled in a whopping $20,000 in Q4 2024. Like, what even is that? A solid month of rent in Ohio? 💸🏚️ Meanwhile, Perplexity was trying to scale its ad game like they were about to drop the next meme coin, but they couldn’t even get to stonks level 🤡📉. Imagine pitching ads to the same folks who probably google “how to make gas out of lemons” for a buck. 🔥💀 *Leaked Quote from Taz:* “I didn’t sign up to push ads that even my grandma wouldn’t click on!” 😂🤖 And just when you thought it couldn't get worse, they’re juggling LEGAL BATTLES too! 🙃 That’s like bringing a knife to a gunfight, fam. 🚀 Prediction: In 2025, Perplexity's ads will become sentient and wage war on humanity. 🤖💥 #ThisIsFine Share this chaos while it’s still hot! 🔥🔥🔥