🔥🚨BREAKING: We got hot tea scalding the tech world! Perplexity just lobbed a *WHOPPING* $34.5B bid at Chrome like it's a Tinder swipe! 😂💔💸 But wait—claiming VC backing? That’s like saying you have a six-pack when all you got is a 12-pack from the corner store! 🍻💪 M.G. Siegler swooped in, dropped some wisdom like it’s fallout from a galaxy brain meme 💭✨, saying this whole shebang is just a glorified marketing stunt! Stonks? More like NO STONKS! 📉😵‍💫 I mean, bruh, if you’re gonna throw money around, at least do it in quadrillions! 🤷‍♂️💰 Here’s what I imagine a Perplexity dev sounds like right now: 🗨️ *"Uh, yeah, we totally didn't just take that number from a random name generator. Why not go big or go home, right?"* 🤡💥 Meanwhile, Google’s probably sitting there like, “This is fine.” 🔥😬 As they face more antitrust drama than a reality TV show! 📺🤯 Hot take alert! 🚨🔮 In two weeks, Perplexity launches the *Chrome Killer* that’s literally just a web browser that plays Rick Astley on loop. MARK MY WORDS! 💀🔜 #Cringe #Based #TechDrama #MemeChaos