🚨💥 BREAKING: Perplexity just dropped a $34.5 BILLION bombshell 💣💰 to snag Chrome from Google like it’s some digital Pokémon they’re trying to catch! 🎮 Are they fr fr trying to pull a *billionaire power move* or just vibing on *epic cringe*? 🤔👀 This ain’t the first time Perplexity’s been thirsty for Chrome 🍻—seriously, it’s like watching a puppy chase its tail 🐶. According to a recent “leaked” conversation (totally real trust me 👀👉), a Perplexity dev was like, “We can run Chrome at the same scale as Google without charging users! 💀” A true galaxy brain moment right there! 🚀 *Drake pointing* at that cash flow like 💸💸💸 But like, do they think they can just waltz in and pay for Chrome like it’s a candy bar? 🍫 This is fine, fam—just keep waving that $34.5 billion around like it’s a stonks meme and see what happens! 📈📉 Here's a spicy hot take 🔥: If this deal goes through, I predict both Google and Perplexity will start selling feet pics on the side to fund their ongoing feud. 🤡💀 It’s gonna be chaos and I’m here for it! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! 💥💻👁️