🚀💥BREAKING: Perplexity Launches Comet Browser for Android & the World is Baffled💩🔥 Yo fam, hold up! Perplexity, aka “that one browser you forgot existed,” just dropped its AI-powered **Comet browser** on Android! 🤖✨People were like “why tho?”, but here we are, sprinting head-first into chaos! But don’t get too hyped, because this first iteration is like eating plain tofu while watching your friend munch on pizza. 🍕💀 Now you can cruise the net *while* chatting with their AI assistant ✨, like “AI, what’s the meaning of life?” and it’s all “404: not found.” 😂💔 You can also use voice mode—yup, shout at your phone to generate summaries of the 5-hour long TikTok about why pineapple totally belongs on pizza! 🍍💁‍♂️ But here’s the kicker, you can’t sync your bookmarks between mobile and desktop—so good luck letting the hardworking devs figure out how to tie their own shoes! 🥲👨‍💻 Beejoli Shah, a Perplexity spokesperson, probably said something like, “Yeah, we totally planned that. Just... cope.” 🤡 Hot take: you’ll want to grab this Comet app just to pretend you’re cutting-edge, while quietly seething in the backseat of the tech evolution bus. 🚍💸 #CometHype #ThisIsFine 💥🔥 Future prediction: In 2025, we'll be browsing the web through our smart fridges and Comet will still not have bookmarking! Mark my words! 💀🗣️💰