🚨🛸 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Perplexity just dropped their new Comet AI browser on us like it’s a meteor shower of dubious productivity! 💥🔥 Forget waiting in line like it's the hottest nightclub in 2010—now it’s available TO EVERYONE! That’s right, no more begging for invites or pretending to be on a secret VIP list like some tech-bro wannabe. 🕶️✨ So what is this Comet, you ask? 🤔 Think of it as Google Chrome’s weird cousin who reads the user manual twice and still doesn’t know how to drive. 🤡💫 It's like if your annoying friend who can't stop playing with ChatGPT decided they wanted to be a browser too. Welcome to the digital Wild West, boys and girls! 🤖💀 Here’s the deal: Are you ready for your new overlord? This browser promises to be smarter than your average bear, but let's be real, it might just want to sell you more ads with the efficiency of a stonks meme on fire! 💰🚀 And in an absolutely *leaked* voice memo from one of their devs: "Yeah, it's free, so we’re just gonna monetize your soul instead. No cap!" 🤭💔 So here’s my hot take: By 2025, we’ll ALL be browsing the web through AI-powered toaster ovens. Mark my words! 🔮🍞 #CometBrowser #AIChaos #BurnItAllDown