💥📧✨ BREAKING: Perplexity just dropped an Email Assistant that makes your inbox the new Thunderdome! 🤖💥 For a mere TWO HUNDRED BUCKS per month, you can let this AI overlord manage your Gmail and Outlook like you’re some kind of corporate CEO — you got stonks? 💰💼 Let’s be real, it’s like handing your email keys to a toddler on a sugar rush. "Look, Mom, I scheduled a meeting with MYSELF!" 🤡💀 What’s next, asking it to pick out your outfit? “Nah fam, you’re wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt again.” 🤔 🚀💌 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? For $200 a month, it BETTER also bring you coffee and read your mind. I mean, who’s even using Perplexity? This smacks of “let’s throw the word ‘AI’ in there and pray it sells” vibes. 🤦‍♂️🔥 💬 Leaked Developer Conversation: Dev 1: “Yo, people are so broke, they’ll buy anything with AI!” Dev 2: “Make it sound fancy, and we’re good!” Dev 1: “So we’re just replacing people with overpriced robots? BRILLIANT!” 🤣🤘 🔥🔥 PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, the only humans left in offices will be the ones trying to figure out who “Gary” is from their AI-generated meeting invites. You heard it here first, SHEEPLE! 🐑💀💸