Yo, fam! 🤡💥 Gather 'round while I spill the tea on Perplexity's latest financial blunder—uh, I mean “AI shopping assistant.” 🛍️🙄 #CringeAlert So, Perplexity is flexin' a new shopping feature like it's some kinda tech messiah, aiming to turn your online shopping into a personalized adventure rather than the nightmare it usually is! 😭💡 You can now ask it the life-altering question: “What’s the best winter jacket if I live in San Francisco and take a ferry to work?” And, NO CAP, if the AI gets that wrong... just hit it with your best Drake meme. 👎🤳 But in true tech fashion, they're partnering with Paypal, aka the Skynet of your wallet. Prepare yourself to buy that overpriced jacket while dodging ads for products you NEVER searched for! 💸🔥 "Oh, you like jackets? Here’s a hot tub with a built-in margarita machine." Like, WHAT? 😂 In a totally NOT LEAKED convo, a dev said, “We can’t compete with Amazon, so we’re just going to feel your vibe instead.” 💀✨ But here’s the kicker—this shopping assistant will probably go the way of my last relationship: a flashy start and then total ghosting. 📉💔 I predict a wild ride where it turns into a random influencer shilling crypto NFTs instead of jackets by this time next year! 🚀💀🚀 #SorryNotSorry #MemeChaos