🔥 **BREAKING: Perplexity's New Email Assistant For Max Subscribers, AKA Your New AI Overlord!** 🤖💰 Alright fam, gather ‘round, because Perplexity just launched an *“Email Assistant”* that’s like Siri but for your inbox—if your inbox charged you $200 a month 💵💀. That’s right, if you're on the *Max plan*, you can now pay to have an AI baby sit your emails. Stonks? More like stonks waiting on that ROI! 📉😂 Gmail and Outlook are the only players in this game, so you can STILL get ghosted by your boss in two totally different email apps 🙃. Imagine: "Hey AI, can you draft a response so I don’t have to admit I procrastinated?" 🤡 *Cue the AI side-eye* 👀. Developer leaked quote: “We thought it’d be fun to have an AI mimic your writing. Think of it as a digital doppelgänger, but with more co-pays and fewer Starbucks runs.” 😱☕️ BUT WAIT! The best part? This feature doesn’t even train on your emails! So, you can still seethe when your boss sends you a three-paragraph essay asking for a spreadsheet you haven’t touched since dinosaurs roamed the earth. 📚💀 Final hot take: In three months, we’ll have AI characters that’ll start an email war with you for doing homework. Buckle up, it’s going to be a chaotic ride on the Email Express 🚀. *This is fine, right?* 😅🔥