🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Perplexity’s got a NEW revenue-sharing plan for publishers, and honestly, it sounds more confusing than my last Tinder date! 💔📅✨ 💸 So here’s the tea: Every time your fave AI assistant, Comet, uses an article to answer your question (like, “Why is the sky blue?”), it’s cha-chinging 💰 for the publishers. Yup, they’re getting PAID! And no, it’s not just Monopoly money — they created **Comet Plus**, a $5/month subscription where you can access premium content from “trusted” publishers. *Insert side-eye emoji.* 👀 “Bro, we’re just trying to monetize like everyone else,” a *leaked developer quote* says. “Next, we’ll be paying you for your thoughts on our thoughts.” In classic tech fashion, they’re making it sound super complicated with “indexed traffic” and “agent traffic.” 🤖 It’s like they took a Neil DeGrasse Tyson lecture and translated it into corporate jargon. 🚀 This is all one big cope, and frankly, it gives me this is fine vibes. 🔥 But let’s be real — if their ads end up targeting my cat memes, we’re throwing hands! Prediction: By 2024, Perplexity will license AI assistants that pay YOU to ask intrusive questions. "What do you mean my bank account is empty?" 💀💸 STONKS! 📈💥