"Perplexity just bagged $200M 🤑, now valued at $20B! Elon, take notes! 💸 #BigBrainMoves"
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Perplexity just channeled its inner stonk meme and raised $200M while flexing a $20B valuation! 💰💪 Yes, you heard it right, folks! This AI-powered search engine, which is basically Google’s ex trying to get back in the game with conversational answers (because text is sooo last year), just pulled off the biggest glow-up since your Tinder date turned out to be a supermodel. 🥴🔥 Sources say that Perplexity's CEO was spotted chugging an energy drink while yelling, “WE’RE NOT GOOGLE; WE’RE BETTER!” over and over like a possessed energy drink mascot. 🤖💀 #CEOGoals But wait, there's more! They've reportedly raised an *incredible* $1.5 billion since 2020! 🚀💸 That’s like buying a small country or paying for all your friends' therapy bills after they tried to understand Web3 😵💫💔 As the kids say, "no cap fr fr," these guys are making stonks look like pocket change. So, is this a genius move or just another “this is fine” moment in the tech world? 💩🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within the next 3 years, Perplexity will sell personalized AI search assistants that just roast you for every query. "You're searching for how to cook pasta again? LMAO 😂" 💥💀 GET READY!!! #MemeTheWorld
