🚨 BREAKING: Perplexity Just Got $200M to Blow on AI Shenanigans! 💸💥 So listen up, fam! Perplexity, the company that sounds like your brain trying to remember where you parked at the mall, just snagged *commitments* for a whopping **$200 MILLION** 🤯 at a wacky **$20 BILLION** valuation. Like, who needs that kind of cash? They must be trying to fund a search engine that tells you your ex's new partner’s dog's name, all while recommending popcorn for your next Netflix binge. 🍿👀 “Investors are now pouring money into AI like it's the new crypto,” said some unnamed dev over a cup of overpriced coffee ☕ who probably thinks he’s Elon Musk incognito. And honestly, *based* 👌 on how much legacy tech is dragging its heels, I’m guessing they’ll use it to buy more data centers than you'll get friends at your last birthday party. 😂 Meanwhile, AI just got a glow-up, and I’m here for it—until it turns into Skynet and starts asking for our TikTok passwords. 😈🔥 🌌💡 Prediction: By 2025, Perplexity's search engine will be giving out stock tips like a crypto bro at a barbecue. “Stonks, baby!” 📈🤡 This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️ #AIAscendant