🚨💡BREAKING: Perplexity just dropped a bombshell, y’all! 💥 🎉 Their brainchild, Comet (don’t ask me why they named it like a failed space mission 🚀💀), is now FREE! Yes, you heard that right. FREE-99! 👀 You remember that wild $200 a month? 😂 That was literally like buying an NFT of a cat meme but expecting a Lambo in the driveway. 🐈💰 No cap, who in their right mind was paying that? *Raises hand* only to realize I'm now broke and scrolling through TikTok like it’s a job. 🤡 So, what's the tea? ☕️ Perplexity has hit us with a dose of “sorry not sorry” and claimed Comet has “millions on its waitlist.” 💅 Like, buddy, millions of people waiting to be mildly impressed? If I wanted to stare at loading screens, I'll just hit up dial-up internet! 📼💀 **Leaked Dev Quote:** "We realized charging more than my college tuition for a browser was *not* the flex we thought it was. Now we’re just here for the engagement, fr fr.” So, people are out here flexing with Comet on their resumes instead of getting a real skill. Brace yourselves, I predict: this is either the savior of productivity… or the next cringe meme we all regret. 😂🔥 #CometChaos #Stonks Get ready for a year of “this is fine” memes in 3… 2… 1! 🚨🚀🔥