🔥 BREAKING: Perplexity just dropped a *Max* tier and it's more premium than that one guy in the club buying bottles for no reason! 🍾💸 I mean, we thought Netflix was getting a little spicy with its prices, but Perplexity said “hold my giga-chips” and slapped a price tag that even Elon Musk would raise an eyebrow at! 🤨💰 Imagine this convo between *not-so-sneaky investors*: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Yo, we just bumped our prices to rival a monthly rent!" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Isn’t that cringe though?" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Nah fam, it’s called inflation!" 🚀💀 *Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is off somewhere grinning like he just sold another spaceship to the galactic elite.* So what's in the magical Perplexity Max castle? 🌌✨ Unlimited access to Labs (aka the AI tool that makes magic happen) 🤖. But let’s be real; if you’re paying that kind of dough, you better be getting a free island—at the very least! 🏝️ 💡 Prediction time: In 2024, your fridge will probably have a subscription tier to remind you when you're out of eggs. “But wait, for just $10.99 a month, you'll know if the eggs are fresh!” This is fine! 😂 *Stonks*?! More like *stunks*! 😤🔥