🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Perplexity Just Gave Indian Stocks a TRANSCRIPT-ACHE! 💥🚨 That’s right, fam! In the latest twist that has everyone saying “who asked?” 🤡, AI startup Perplexity has decided to bless us with live earnings call transcripts for Indian stocks 💰📊. Because nothing screams peak entertainment like listening to a CEO drone on about quarterly losses, amirite? Imagine your friends casually vibing, sipping chai☕️ while you’re like “OMG did you SEE how hard the company is coping 😩💔?” As if anyone stays awake long enough to actually care 💀! Don’t even get me started on the cringe factor of trying to sound smart discussing stocks—it's like trying to eat spaghetti with chopsticks, fr fr. Perplexity’s new feature promises to help, though, by shining a spotlight on the financial outbursts of public companies—because apparently, we need MORE ways to feel bad about our life choices 🚀🔥! Leaked developer quote: “We figured if they can hear it live, they might just forget that they’re losing money. 🤷‍♂️” So here’s the tea ☕️: next big trend? Just stop asking for stocks and start a podcast about the absurdity of financial meetings. 🔥💿. Don’t @ me, but I predict that by 2025, Perplexity will be hosting the next “SNL for Stocks” where we roast the worst earnings calls. Mark my words! 💫💀