🚀💻💀 BREAKING: Perplexity just dropped an AI browser called Comet, and I don't know whether to laugh or cringe! 😂💀 But wait—there’s a catch! This space-age browser is ONLY available on the $200/month MAX plan! I mean, are they trying to sell us a browser or a spaceship?! 🌌💸 #Stonks or #Broke? The waitlist is longer than the line at a Tesla showroom! 🥴💀 “We're trying to compete with Chrome,” they say... meanwhile, Chrome is over there with a smug grin like Drake pointing saying, “This is fine.” Meanwhile, users are just trying to Google how to pay rent. 🏡💔 Some leaked developer quote coming in hot 🔥: "Yeah, we figured charging people $200 a month for a browser was a solid plan. I mean, who needs food?" 🍕🤡 Are we living in a simulation or are these tech companies just trying to see how much we can cope before we seethe? Elon Musk must be like, “Bruh, I launched rockets for less!” 🚀💰 Unhinged prediction: Within a month, people will be trading their kidneys to get access to Comet. 🦾 #TechLife #BigBrainMoves