🚀💰 *Buckle up, fam!* Perplexity just dropped a *$5/month* bombshell called Comet Plus! 🎉 We’re talking curated content that’s more hyped than a cat meme on a Friday night! 😻💻 But wait, there's more! They’re throwing a whopping *$42.5 MILLION* at publishers! 🤑 That's like saying "YOLO" but with actual dollars. 💭 *Leaked developer quote*: "Honestly, we just wanted to make publishers feel like they actually matter for once." 🤖💀 But hold up, while they’re busy dropping benjamins like it’s hot, Perplexity's been in beef mode with media outlets—like when Drake drops a diss track, and you know it’s all good until you realize the media is just vibing while they’re being roasted. 🔥 *Drake pointing meme* 80% revenue share means those publishers will be swimming in stonks! 📈💦 But let’s be real, for 5 bucks, if Comet Plus doesn’t come with a side of free pizza 🍕 or a puppy, we’re gonna have to call it cringe. *Prediction time*: In 3 months? Perplexity will launch Comet Ultra, and it’ll be a tier for people who thirst for curated deep-fried TikTok content 🤡🔥. #ChaosIsComing