🚀💥 ALERT! PERPLEXITY JUST BLASTED OFF TO ANDROID! 🤖🍕 BREAKING: Perplexity, the AI search company that’s basically trying to make Google its unpaid intern, just launched its Comet browser for Android! 📱💨 That’s right, folks! Now you can have an AI that *actually* listens to you while you scroll through Instagram instead of just giving you ads for products you’ve already regretted buying. 😅💸 **Why should you care?** Let’s break it down: 🔍✨ 1. 🧙‍♂️ AI-powered search that’s about as helpful as your friend who always skips the part of the story that matters. 2. Toss in tabs like “CleverClogs” 💁‍♂️, and bam! Ask your assistant about them like you’re trying to paint a masterpiece while blindfolded. 🎨🙈 3. Voice mode? Oh sweet, we can now yell at our phone to “SUMMARIZE MY PROCRASTINATION!” because who doesn’t love to hear how unproductive they are on the go? 😂📉 **Leaked dev quote:** “We thought we’d let people use Comet on Android so they can distract themselves from using it on a good day.” - **Brian, Lead Developer, probably.** 😂💀 So strap in, fam! If Perplexity keeps this up, we’re heading towards a future where our AIs are solving problems we didn't even know existed! 💫💣🔥 🌌 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Comet will be the next big TikTok star. Why? Because it’ll start spitting out memes better than you! 🤳✨ #AIforDays #MemeLordBrowser