🚨💸BREAKING NEWS: Perplexity AI Throws $34.5B Cash at Chrome Like “Take My Money!” 💸🚨 So, like, Perplexity AI just woke up and decided to shoot their shot at Google’s beloved *but always draining your RAM* Chrome browser, and honestly, same. 😱💀 Like, imagine being woke enough to think $34.5 billion is a reasonable offer for a browser 🕵️‍♂️. Talk about a thirst trap! 🥵🔥 Wall Street is over here like, “Bruh, that's more than our **entire** sanity after scrolling through the comment section on Twitter!” 😂💔 Investors are probably seething, like, “Stonks? More like stonked by this wild bid!” 🤡📈 Seriously though, could you imagine the convo at Perplexity HQ? 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "We wanna buy Chrome!" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "What’s the budget?" 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "All of it. ALL OF IT." 🙃💸 Bro, Chrome is basically that one friend who keeps borrowing your stuff but never returns it! Like, “This is fine!” but on steroids! 💥🙈 🚀🤖 Here’s my hot take: If Perplexity buys Chrome, we’ll all end up using Perplexity’s version of it which gives you unsolicited deep-fake ads about the existential dread of real-time search results. 👽💻 Mark my words, the internet will be a WILD place! 🌌🔥 #ChaosReigns