🔥🤖 *BREAKING: The Identity Security Showdown of the Century!* 💀🚨 So, Permiso is out here flexing their security muscles while we’re all bingeing our favorite shows. 🤡 Yup, they just decided to throw AI users, builders, and agents into their digital identity security cauldron. Like, have you ever read an announcement and thought, “who asked”? 💁‍♂️ Picture this: Your fridge has become self-aware, and it’s now creating memes while also dodging hackers like Neo in the Matrix. 🍕💻 But hey, Permiso’s got your back with their “unique” solution. Because nothing screams *innovation* like adding more layers to the security onion we didn’t even know we needed. 🧅✨ Leaked Quote from Some Developer: “We’re protecting AI identities! Just don't ask how we plan to stop a rogue fridge.” 😂 Listen, this is the tech equivalent of saying “this is fine” while your WiFi router is literally on fire. 🔥📶 You want to build an AI empire? Better call Permiso, or risk a digital identity crisis that’s more cringe than your grandma trying to use TikTok. 🤦‍♂️💀 💰⚡️ *HOT TAKE: In 2024, your virtual avatars will need to file taxes? Welcome to the digital tax jungle, folks! Get your receipt printers ready!* 🚀📝 #AIIdentityCrisis #Stonks 💸