🚨🚨 BREAKING: PERMISO JUST SHOOK CLOUD SECURITY'S WORLD LIKE IT'S A BAD FIRST DATE! 😱☕️💥 👀 Listen up, you cloud-savvy peeps! Permiso Security just dropped P0LR Espresso — not just any java, folks, this one’s gonna help you caffeinate your cloud logs like it's a triple-shot espresso! ☕️🚀💪 No cap, this open-source tool is here to take your pain points and send them packing like that ex who ghosted you! 💔👻 You know those messy, inconsistent logs that make you feel like you've stepped into a cringe TikTok dance gone wrong? 🤦‍♂️💀 Well, P0LR is here to DRAG them into the light like, “NO MORE, YOU’RE NOT GONNA RUIN MY DAY!” 🔥📈 "If we can’t normalize logging, how do we even log in?" – some dev probably said while sipping an overpriced oat milk latte. 🍵✨ So, you can finally take a break from the chaos of security alert “whack-a-mole” and chill like Drake pointing at your newfound log management skills! 😂💩💩 Also, let’s be real, if cloud logging were a meme, it’d be THIS IS FINE 🔥🔥 🌌 Here’s an UNHINGED prediction for ya: In 2040, semi-sentient AIs will be negotiating treaties based on your cloud logs and P0LR will be their trusty sidekick! 🤖💰 #FutureIsNow #LogLife