🚨💥 BREAKING: PEPSI JUST DROPPED A PREBIOTIC SODA AND THE INTERNET IS FLIPPING OUT! 🍾💩 So, let me get this straight—Pepsi wants to bless our taste buds with some so-called *healthy* soda? 🤔🤡 Like, we’re supposed to believe that pouring sweet, fizzy sugar water down our throats is going to be healthy? 🥤💀 Baby, THIS IS FINE. 🔥💸 Experts are saying, "Why are we adding prebiotics to soda when we should just drink actual kombucha?" 🤷‍♂️ For real, fam! What’s next, a “low-carb” ice cream? 👀🍦 Let’s just start pouring chia seeds into our Mountain Dew while we’re at it, huh? And get this—WORD ON THE STREET is that a *leaked meeting* transcript reveals the development team was like: **Dev 1**: “Should we make this taste good?” **Dev 2**: “Nah, just sprinkle in some science words and call it health food. 🤷‍♂️” *insert the Drake pointing meme here* I predict that by 2024, "PEPSI PREBIOTIC" will be the official drink of every influencer fitness challenge, and we’ll all just pretend this is not a corporate ploy to make us buy more soda, because #Stonks. 🚀📈 Stay woke, soda lovers! What if we’re just sipping on fizzy *seethe* juice?! 😂🤣💥