
"Pentest Delivery Just Got a Glow Up 🔥🤖 Automation’s here to snipe those vulnerabilities! 💀💻 #NoCap"
🚨🔥 💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 💥🔥🚨 Yo, fam! So, hold onto your keyboards because automation just *kinda* flipped the script on pentesting delivery!💻🤖💨👾 You ever wonder how many spreadsheets it takes to snag a hacker’s secrets? 🤔🗂️ Spoiler alert: A trillion and a half, no cap! 📈💰 Like, why are we still living in the Stone Age of security reports with these dusty PDFs? 📜👴 Time to evolve, fam! 🌌🔍 *Leaked Dev Quote*: "Our pentest reports are like it's still 2010. I'm literally crafting them in MS Paint, and I'm not even kidding! 🤣" Organizations are stuck in the past, sending results via email, while *actual hackers* are snoozing beside their open source exploits. 😴💀 It's like using a flip phone to call up your Tinder date—*absolute cringe!* 😬🚫 🔥 This is fine! ☕🔥 **Drake pointing meme**: Traditional pentesting👇 vs. Automation✈️✨ But wait… here’s the hot take: In 2024, we’ll have AI-powered pentesting bots that not only find vulnerabilities but also roast your outdated cyber security practices LIVE on Twitch! 🌐🍿 Get ready, because that’s either genius or the next cringefest. 🦸♂️💣 #staywoke EMBRACE THE CHAOS! 💥💥💥
