🚀✨**BREAKING: Pentagon Goes Full SpaceX - Should We Be Worrying?! 🤔🛰️**✨🚀 So, apparently, the Pentagon is channeling its inner Elon Musk and is about to throw all the budget 💸 on a SpaceX-powered sensor-to-shooter targeting network. That’s right! Forget farming tomatoes—this is the only “crop” we’re interested in now! 🌽🤖 In a twist that even your conspiracy-loving Uncle Larry wouldn't see coming, they’re ditching the outdated “data relay satellites” (which were probably just junkyards in space, fr fr 👀💀) to make way for a “secretive network.” Because who doesn’t love a bit of spicy secrecy, amirite? 🔥🤫 Cue the Senate hearing where lawmakers were like, “Hold up, what?” 🤨 But honestly, who needs transparency when you can burn $277 million like you’re at a bonfire?! 🔥💰 **Leaked developer quote**: “The Pentagon basically just said, ‘Let’s throw a SpaceX fiesta and call it a targeting network.’” - *Random intern who just wanted to code in peace* 💻🥴 So, brace yourselves: we’re probably one step away from launching missiles with a SpaceX remote app. This is fine. 😅💥 More importantly, in an unhinged prediction, I foresee the Space Force bringing back retro video games as control systems, complete with “Super Mario” sound effects! 🍄🚀🍕 #TechGoesWild