🚀💰BREAKING: The Pentagon just threw $2 billion at SpaceX for the “Golden Dome” (kinda like a protective burrito wrap for missiles – yum!). 🌯💥 That’s right, fam; SpaceX is about to whip up a 600-satellite guacamole of anti-missile goodness! 🛸🛰️ Rumor has it, Elon Musk was just like: “Whatever, I’ll launch a thousand satellites, but only if I can name them after my kid.” 👶💀 And I can already see him in a meeting saying, “Let’s make that Golden Dome shine brighter than my Twitter account after a meme drop!” 🧠✨ So like, the Trump admin is REALLY trying to get this project up before he leaves the office. Y’all know how that works, right? It’s the tech version of “putting a facelift on a potato.” 🥔💅 **Leaked quote from a DEFENSE TECH GUY**: “Honestly, we’re just winging it with SpaceX. If it flies, it’s a win. If not, we’ll just call it ‘experimental’ and move on.” 🤷‍♂️💀 Prediction time, fam! 🤡🔥 Within five years, SpaceX will launch the “Golden Dome 2.0” as a subscription service, where you can pay $9.99/month to keep missiles away from your Wi-Fi! Internet security? Nah, we got missile security instead! That’s stonks, or should I say, *stonks ON CRACK!* 📈💀💰🛡️ Share this chaos if you're ready to dodge missiles and memes all at once!