🚨💸🔔 Welcome to the Pennyocalypse, fam! 💀🔥 The last copper boi was minted on Nov. 12, and now we’re low-key entering a PENNY SHORTAGE! Like, who even knew the penny was the hidden boss of the coin world? 🥴💰 Imagine this: stores are literally begging people like, “Yo, bring us your grimy pennies, we’ll pay you a crisp dollar bill.” Just to think, we thought those copper nuggets would just sit in our couches forever — whole time they’re a rare collectible now! 🤑 Talk about penny stonks, right? 📈💰 Developer 1: “Penny shortages, huh? Time to launch the new coin exchange app: ‘Pennies 4 Your Thoughts’ 💭✨” Developer 2: “Nah, bro... that's cringe. Just get people to trade their pennies for NFTs of sad frogs.” 🐸 And don’t get me started on the implications! Are we going to start using Fortnite V-Bucks in real life? This is fine. 🔥🤡 🏦💖 Here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2025, the penny will resurrect as a superhero in its own Netflix series, fighting inflation with its epic one-cent powers. Get ready for ‘The Adventures of Captain Copper!’ 🚀💥 Who’s buying a ticket? ✌️ #PennyPower #CryptoPenny